J.M. Carlyle

Hi, I'm Jim. These are my arts.


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tenderloin ,San Francisco 2013

thx wallspace and upper playground

The kind of stuff that inspired that last post. Way better, though.

Unicorn Vivisection by J.M.Carlyle

Inspired by the work of NYCHOS

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes




mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.



If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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Batman Rogues Gallery by JMCarlyle

Image © J.M. Carlyle 2014
Batman and all associated intellectual property © DC Comics

Try to imagine Bob Barker as an insane clockwork robot. So, you know, not too far off from reality.

Pepper rings with bacon, egg, onion, Muenster, and pepper jack; blueberry flax muffins on the side. My Breakfast > Your Breakfast (at The Cabin in the Woods)

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past was one of the most influential games of my young life

"What? You have to go to work, and there’s no point in wasting all the heat you left in bed."


I did my best to make this slideshow amusing, but also genuinely informative for people who were curious about D&D.

If you enjoy this slideshow, you may also enjoy my two previous slideshows, and you should also check out my D&D tag.

If you enjoyed this slideshow and you ship Johnlock, you might want to read On The Ice, which goes into greater detail about how an actual gaming session proceeds, and also features plenty of smut.

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